Washington, D.C.
Insider information from the White House has led correspondents to believe that the recent Bitcoin crash was the result of a presidential dump administered by Obama. The U.S. government recently invested in millions of dollars worth of Bitcoin in order to dump them in an attempt to dispel recent curiosity from the U.S public.
Investors have lost over 40% of their profits. Many of these investors are average citizens who have quit their jobs and sold their homes to jump on the cryto-currency bandwagon. But the people that have gotten hit the hardest are the previously unemployed; they have now been screwed over twice by Obama.
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