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Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Thanks Obama!
4/10/13
Washington, D.C.
Insider information from the White House has led correspondents to believe that the recent Bitcoin crash was the result of a presidential dump administered by Obama. The U.S. government recently invested in millions of dollars worth of Bitcoin in order to dump them in an attempt to dispel recent curiosity from the U.S public.
Investors have lost over 40% of their profits. Many of these investors are average citizens who have quit their jobs and sold their homes to jump on the cryto-currency bandwagon. But the people that have gotten hit the hardest are the previously unemployed; they have now been screwed over twice by Obama.
Washington, D.C.
Insider information from the White House has led correspondents to believe that the recent Bitcoin crash was the result of a presidential dump administered by Obama. The U.S. government recently invested in millions of dollars worth of Bitcoin in order to dump them in an attempt to dispel recent curiosity from the U.S public.
Investors have lost over 40% of their profits. Many of these investors are average citizens who have quit their jobs and sold their homes to jump on the cryto-currency bandwagon. But the people that have gotten hit the hardest are the previously unemployed; they have now been screwed over twice by Obama.
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Trollbox Day 13
4/7/13
-Day 13 in the BTC-e Trollbox-
My mind is slowly slipping. I do not know right from wrong, up from down. My dreams, if any, are nothing but green and red candles flickering under a statue of the one they call Fontas. My life-savings invested into Terracoins are stuck in limbo, and I do not when I will escape this god-forsaken pit. Should I go with or against the trolls? Or are the trolls actually not trolls but trying to pull me towards the light?
Don't go towards the light, because that's what they want, but don't stay in the darkness because it will consume you.
I hear the chants of the Chikun in the distance...
-Day 13 in the BTC-e Trollbox-
My mind is slowly slipping. I do not know right from wrong, up from down. My dreams, if any, are nothing but green and red candles flickering under a statue of the one they call Fontas. My life-savings invested into Terracoins are stuck in limbo, and I do not when I will escape this god-forsaken pit. Should I go with or against the trolls? Or are the trolls actually not trolls but trying to pull me towards the light?
Don't go towards the light, because that's what they want, but don't stay in the darkness because it will consume you.
I hear the chants of the Chikun in the distance...
Saturday, April 6, 2013
*Breaking News* North Korea's Latest Threat
April 4, 2013
10:00
Pyongyang
It was discovered this morning by a North Korean news correspondent that N.K. leader Kim Wang Un recently invested millions of dollars into alternate cryptocurrencies on the Virtual Currency Exchange. Recently the exchange held at Vircurex.com has suffered unknown server problems and the owners have released a statement explaining when they will be back on.
The North Korean leader has pointed the finger at South Korea, accusing their government of DDoS attacks that allegedly lead to the crash of the servers. The North Korean government believes that South Korean hackers discovered the investment and crashed the servers to promote panic-sells which would in turn greatly devalue the millions of TerraCoin the N.K. government has invested in.
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10:00
Pyongyang
It was discovered this morning by a North Korean news correspondent that N.K. leader Kim Wang Un recently invested millions of dollars into alternate cryptocurrencies on the Virtual Currency Exchange. Recently the exchange held at Vircurex.com has suffered unknown server problems and the owners have released a statement explaining when they will be back on.
We might not get any new updates from our host until another 72 hours. We must all be patient and hope for the best.
— Vircurex (@Vircurex) April 6, 2013
The North Korean leader has pointed the finger at South Korea, accusing their government of DDoS attacks that allegedly lead to the crash of the servers. The North Korean government believes that South Korean hackers discovered the investment and crashed the servers to promote panic-sells which would in turn greatly devalue the millions of TerraCoin the N.K. government has invested in.
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